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EARTHDATE: February 5, 2006

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 113855:0969 - Jolia: Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. ~ Jim Feibig

Stardate: 113858:0993 - Hitman: Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Stardate: 113862:7262 - Jessecka: The present is what slips by us while we're pondering the past and worrying about the future.

Stardate: 113867:6995 - Djentsch: Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

Stardate: 113871:4232 - Jessecka: Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Stardate: 113871:4704 - Hitman: I say that a man must be certain of his morality for the simple reason that he has to suffer for it.

Stardate: 113874:3858 - Gandroid: If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Stardate: 113874:6081 - Nancy: I almost dated a Psychic once. He broke up with me before we met.

Stardate: 113880:0569 - Hitman: Never judge a book by its movie.

Stardate: 113882:1531 - Nancy: One thing I've learned from the movies are that all beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

Stardate: 113888:9026 - Nancy: The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat

Stardate: 113897:2704 - Hazed: Never be afraid to tell the world who you are - anonymous

Stardate: 113897:8575 - Jessecka: Everyone has a photographic memory, just some folks don't have any film.

Stardate: 113898:1228 - Nancy: I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of some weird religious cult.

Stardate: 113900:3727 - Gwaptiva: He who dies with the most toys... is dead


MOODS OF THE WEEK

With "Flesh bags are over rated" showing on his screen, Averatec has just arrived.

After these messages.....I'll be right back! Kalandra has left.

Sell your planet today we pay cash call 1800 555-1212 Occy is here.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Roselie, "Night Fed:)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Mentallyhayzed, "night Roselie"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Lynnea, "Nighty Night Roselie!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "nite Roselie"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hitman, "Night Roselie Baby! Night Fed!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Furgas, "night roselie"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Roselie, "Night Hitty:)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Mentallyhayzed, "Night Hitman"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "Nite Hitman"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Furgas, "night hitman"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "would the last one to leave please turn off the sun?"

Kalandra says, "like some enterpriseing individual said, if only i had had a "goto paradise" command earlier lol"


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to
fi@ibgames.com.


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