WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS
Earthdate August 2003


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OFFICIAL NEWS
by Hazed


What was in August 2003's Official News:

THE MONTH IN BRIEF
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE A NEWBOD?
HAZED VISITS SLARTI'S

THE MONTH IN BRIEF

In August we received some sad news about the death of a former Fed player. Karen Hillyer was one of the great players of Federation during its time on GEnie, playing under the name Krell. A very flamboyant character, she helped shape the social structure of the game and was always fun to role-play with. She hosted a Los Angeles Fed meet in May 1993 which was one of the most memorable I have ever attended. Karen passed away last week after a long illness. She will be missed.

The Chronicle took its annual summer break, to allow the newsdroids to get a wash and brush-up, get their oil changes and their pressure equalized.

However, on the Internet August was not the quiet month you would expect. The big blackout left large swathes of north-east America powerless, which had a knock-on effect on the net, and then several worms starting doing the rounds, slowing everything right down.

In real life, Mars moved closer to the Earth, making it even easier to visit Chez Diesel...

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE A NEWBOD?

We're embarking on a new round of Fed evangelism - spreading the word about Fed around the Internet, by making sure the game is listed on game sites and lists. And it's already having an effect, as we are starting to see a slow trickle of new players dip their toes (or equivalent) into the game to see whether they like it.

So, all you oldbods out there, what do you do when you see a newbod peer into Fed for the first time? Do you:

a) Offer to give them your best hauling macro program?
b) Hop over to the Cantina and buy them a beer?
c) Ignore them.

I hope the answer is that you buy them a beer. Remember that Fed is supposed to be a social game, a community; and its important that new players are welcomed into that community and made to feel part of it. At its best, Fed is a non-stop party, and that's why most of us are still here.

So next time you see a new player, let the navigator get them set up with a ship, and then offer to buy them a drink!

HAZED VISITS SLARTI'S

In the absence of Ashkellion this week, I popped my head around Slarti's office door to see what action there had been on the new planet front. "It's been very quiet," that elderly gentleman told me. "The droids have been left twiddling their thumbs (or equivalent appendages), and it's been all I could do to keep them out of mischief. They will try to get creative if they have too much time on their hands." I nodded in sympathy, remembering the time an under-employed planetary construction droid had decided to create a whole system of miniature planets, each only a couple of inches in diameter, populated with nano-people. Which wouldn't have been a problem if the box the mini-worlds were stored in hadn't got knocked over, spilling the planets all over the factory floor. They rolled in all directions and got lost under the machinery - it took months to retrieve them all!

"MInd you," I pointed out. "Weren't those award-winning fjords you keep going on about designed during a real quiet period?"

"True," he replied, "but one can only hope for such luck once in a blue moon."

"No problem, then," I laughed. "You're the planet builder: you make yourself a blue moon!"


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