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FED
MEET AND GREET with KELLA, BARONESS of HOOSIERS |
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FED
MEET AND GREET with KELLA, BARONESS of HOOSIERS |
Kella waves. Anseladams adjusts the cameras and lights Kella smoothes out her lack of clothing. Kella innocently bats her eyes. Shel smiles Shel asks, "Are you ready Kella?" Kella says, "er, yeah..." "me and the XT have a love-hate relationship. I hate it, but it loves me, and sneaks in whenever it can...", says Kella. Kella grins and hops up on a barstool. "Kella, how did you find federation?", asks Shel. Kella says, "I may need a fluffer though..." Kella says, "oh. okay, we're starting." Kella ahem's. Galinfenner chuckles Shel giggles Devor grins at the camera's first transmission Kella says, "In AOL 2.5...<GAG>" "wow", says Galinfenner. Shel asks, "really?" Galinfenner says, "that was long ago" Kella says, "right around the transition time from AOL to web... there was still the built-in front end that popped up when you clicked on the aol link." Maximuszan whispers to Devor "Check out her state of dress... a Meet and Greet and a show ;) " "yuppers. I'm an oldie but a goodie.", says Kella with a wink. Kella wiggles da goods. Shel grins Kella says, "back when I first started I was Una" "Who are some of the people you remember helping you get started?", asks Shel. Kella says, "After "mission genesis"...a very good show that was cancelled." "oh... I honestly don't remember anyone from my first days in Fed... i was 14 and only there for a week.", says Kella. Shel asks, "only for a week?" "why was that?", asks Shel. "However, I re-entered Fed in December of 2000. Netmndr was the first person I met and helped me the entire way to Indy.", says Kella. "ahhhh", says Shel. "I was using the computer at someone's house when I was babysitting their kid. They mysteriously found another babysitter...one without the computer addiction.", says Kella with a wink. Galinfenner chuckles "What were some of your interests back then?", asks Shel. Shel grins "When, when I was 14 or when I came back at 18?", asks Kella. Kella winks. "How about when you came back at 18?", asks Shel. "Well... I had just had my first child, so mainly parenting and reading fanfic smut. Then of course, there was fed.", says Kella. Shel asks, "Any relationships?" Shel peers at Kella Shel grins Kella winks and says, "Heh. I chased Net around the galaxy for the better part of a year..." "oh my", says Shel. Shel asks, "did you catch him finally?" "Then there was DarkPumpkin... JediKnightQ... Chewbacon... and various others.....", says Kella. Maximuszan raises an eyebrow "No. He eluded me. Dawn Wascally Wabbit.", says Kella. "awwww", says Shel. "various others?", asks Shel. Kella grins mischievously. Shel glances at Kella "not telling huh", says Shel with a wink. Kella winks and says, "I like to think of myself as the Federation Madam: I promote illicit behaviour among others for a profit, but rarely engage in it myself." Galinfenner chokes Shel blinks "I see", says Shel. Galinfenner grins Galinfenner asks, "what do you promote?" Kella snickers. Kella winks and says, "You've never been to one of my slave auctions, have you?" Galinfenner thinks inquiring minds have to know Kella toys with her leather-studded collar. Galinfenner says, "nope" Shel thinks Galin should go to one Shel giggles Galinfenner laughs Kella says, "heh. Fetch a pretty hefty price, I'd bet." Kella rubs her hands and thinks of the money.... Shel blinks Shel grins at Kella Kella wonders if Shel needs Clear Eyes... Shel nods Shel laughs Shel asks, "any embarassing moments Kella?" "Clear-eyes is awwwwwwsome. [/Ben Stein]", says Kella. Devor grins at kella "How about this question: 'Any NON-embarrassing moments, Kella?"", says Kella with a wink. Shel snickers Galinfenner laughs "no, we have lots of free time and dirty minds", says Devor. Kella shrugs. "Depends on your definition of embarrassment. "I agree with Devor", says Maximuszan. Shel says, "they really wish to know" "Hmm...", says Kella. Maximuszan leans forward in his seat, listening. "Well, there was this one time when I first came back this last November...(I had a 8 month coma, due to financial reasons)", says Kella. Shel listens Shel nods "Wasn't embarrassing me, but for the newbod. lol", says Kella. "I was coming back after the Blirian Migration had occurred, and was still disoriented from most of my friends being MIA.", says Kella. "So, this newbod comes on and I swear to MING it was the same little twit from the Oxcart/Zarnaf log of '92....", says Kella. Kella sighs happily. "Oxcart was my idol after reading that log...." Galinfenner laughs "I remember Zarnof", says Galinfenner. Kella groans. "So, Zarnaf Junior logs in, shows up in the Cantina (I seriously don't remember its name, since it annoyed much piss out of me...) and demands sex. There must not have been a mod or anything logged on at the time. "it was very descriptive in its demands.", says Kella. Maximuszan snickers Shel smiles Kella says, "I'd woken up in another bar in Sol again.... Seems to be a pattern for me, these days. All of a sudden, over comms, I read: "Hey! rtherre n e pepple tha wanna <censored> me up the <censored> until i <censored> all over da plz?"" "i show up merely for snorts 'n giggles... Half-wit is all over me, and I'm thinking, "Oh my god...I've been violated by a 5 year old with a keyboard..." It was truly disturbing.", says Kella. Galinfenner laughs Shel giggles Maximuszan laughs hard Kella says, "So I just start plagiarising Oxcart on the little boob. Basically nothing but demented literalisms and bizarre sexual behaviour... I even whistled a Sad Spanish Tune. LOL Although I ran into problems at figuring out how to implement a bicycle pump" "into my schtick...", says Kella. Shel laughs Galinfenner laughs Kella says, "Finally it logged off, and I felt the intense need to shower...for a week." "oh god, that's funny", says Galinfenner. Shel cackles Kella blanches at the memory and searches for some pepto-bismol. "That was....very...interesting Kella", says Shel. Shel asks, "Who do you hang with now in Fed?" Kella sighs. "Yes... That tops my list of bizarre occurrences." "Moonus, for one...", says Kella. Devor frowns "i don't know how i should feel right now", says Devor. "Halia, Dangergirl and I have done a Cerebral league thing, recently...", says Kella. Shel nods Shel asks, "And Devor?" Shel asks, "Max?" "And at my slave auctions you can usually count on Max and Devor to show up...", says Kella with a wink. Devor kicks at the dirt sadly Kella says, "heh." Kella chucks Devor under the chin, fondly. Kella winks and says, "Buck up kiddo." Devor laughs Maximuszan nods to Kella Devor exclaims, "i got an honorable mention!" Shel smiles at Devor "My real life has gotten hectic lately, so I've been rather reclusive and not the social butterfly I used to be.", says Kella. Maximuszan whispers to Devor "I am always at the auctions.. always looking for a good pleasure slave, thery be hard to come by" "What would you change about fed Kella?", asks Shel. "My main crowd before the Blirian Migration consisted of DP, Thejunior, Netmndr, Again, Blirish, Esperanza, etc.", says Kella. Shel asks, "DP?" "I'd change the meaningless B.S. that inevitably occurs. People forget that this is just a GAME. They get petty and stupid. Life and death drama comes between people here when it doesn't have to.", says Kella. "DarkPumpkin", says Kella. Shel smiles Kella says, "Oh, and I'd like more people here, too." Shel nods Maximuszan says, "WOuldn't we all" Shel asks, "What keeps you coming back to fed?" Kella waves her Hoosiers sign: "I need a few good PO's! Apply today!" "The atmosphere, usually. The people that are worth hanging around are the ones that are still here, and that keeps me coming back.", says Kella. "Oh, and the shock value.", says Kella. "And the fact that I get to contaminate every single newbod that comes in with my rabid sexual energy.", says Kella. Kella nods. "It gives me a happy." Galinfenner chuckles Maximuszan drools. "Rabid sexual energy..... " Drools some more. Kella rolls her eyes and hands Max a napkin. "What advice can you give a new person to fed?", asks Shel. Maximuszan laughs Devor laughs Devor says, "so many things must be going through her mind right now" Kella glares to the ether where Vlad lies... "Collect ALLOYS!!!" Kella grumbles about the delay in her porter-building. Shel grins Shel asks, "Any significance to your name?" Kella says, "Oh, and if i'm jonesing for a fix and cyber-fun isn't your thing....steer clear. I'll tease you and leave. And then YOU'LL need a fluffer." Kella wiggles. Galinfenner chuckles Shel giggles "Kella is my nickname IRL.", says Kella. "ahhh", says Shel. Kella says, "///" Kella says, "crap. sorry, my son got a hold of the keyboard." Shel asks, "ok, Kella, anything you would like to ad before I open the floor for questions?" Kella exclaims, "Trade Hoosiers!!!" Shel grins "Okay. I'm better now. Proceed.", says Kella. Galinfenner grins Moonus wonder if we fall through the opening in the floor Fancy grins. Shel asks, "Any questions?" Devor rolls his eyes at moonus but cracks a smile Shel glances at Devor and Max Maximuszan smirks. Shel asks, "you have questions for Kella?" "Nope. No questions", says Maximuszan. Galinfenner isn't sure he should ask questions Kella taps her feet. "lol ask away.", says Kella. "i'm still trying to cope with what was given freerly", says Devor. Maximuszan says, "I know all I need to know..." Galinfenner grins Devor says, "freely*" "well.. at least no questions I can as in front of everyone.", says Maximuszan with a wink. Galinfenner asks, "Whre you always Kella?" "I was known by MANY names in 2002...", says Kella. "Look at that, none of the men can type without errors. Hmm.", says Halia. Kella says, "lol" Kella says, "Kella" Galinfenner looks Hal Peggysue says, "whoops" Galinfenner grins Peggysue asks, "What is your shoe size?" Maximuszan glances at Halia. "I am poor typist without my spell check" "Kellawytch, MistressKella, Kellinda, Kestra, Kellara, Ishara, Selenia, Aliara.. or something like that...", says Kella. "or your right hand.", says Halia. Kella says, "lol 10" Halia ducks. Kella snerks. Galinfenner chokes on his scotch Galinfenner feels it come out his nose Peggysue hands kella three pairs of left over christmas house slippers "LOL", says Kella. Shel grins "hahaha", says Devor. Galinfenner exclaims, "Hey my feet are cold too!" Galinfenner shows you his size 14's Kella chucks the slippers at Galin "Any other questions?", asks Kella. Kella raises an eyebrow at Galin. Galinfenner asks, "What is your favorite place?" Shel grins Maximuszan is rather proud of his size 13 shoes Kella asks, "In fed?" Peggysue stretches the last pair of slippers really long "My feet Kella.. my feet", says Galinfenner with a wink. Maximuszan despite the unlucky number they have proven to be, both being left and all Kella says, "Suuuuure." Galinfenner asks, "is ther any place else?" Kella says, "lol" Devor gets defensive about shoe size not meaning anything "Well, my bedroom at Hoosiers...And mardi Gras, which Paladin designed for me...he's another of my buddies.", says Kella. Galinfenner grins Moonus asks, "Why did ya name your planet Hoosiers?" Galinfenner asks, "cuz Hooters was taken?" Maximuszan laughs Moonus laughs "Hooters! Hooters!", exclaims Maximuszan. Galinfenner grins Kella says, "Oh god... I was SOOOOO drunk that night... I meant to type Sooners, since I'm in Oklahoma, but for some reason it came out Hoosiers..." Galinfenner rolls Shel giggles "Sooners..oh.. you poor poor woman", says Maximuszan. "Indiana, Oklahoma close enough", says Galinfenner. Devor laughs loudly Kella says, "And stupid Slarti wouldn't let me take it back." Fancy bursts out laughing. "thats not even close", says Devor. Maximuszan checks the game score "My entire planet is supposed to be a parody of the midwest.", says Kella. Kella says, "So I was attempting to make fun of the Sooner State and its outlying hickdom." Galinfenner shows Devor his sarcasm badge Kella says, "Bite me. I was drunk as a homeless person after finding ten bucks." "Ah, I didn't think Interstate 40 went through Indiana at all...", says Fancy. Maximuszan grins. "Heh. Sounds good to me." Devor oohs and aahs at the badge Kella eyes her rum bottle above the fridge... "Now.. Kella.. stay sober... you can better communicate in Fed.. unless you loose what few morals you seem to have when drunk... i think the men would eb lining up aound here in that case", says Maximuszan. "lol", says Kella. Shel grins "Good, i could always use extra funding. lol", says Kella. Moonus looks for morals Devor says, "yes just handle the bottle over here" Kella fishes in her...well, not having pockets, won't say... and retrieves the morals she's been saving for a special occasion "devor just wants the bottle to drink it himself", says Maximuszan. Shel asks, "Kella, what do you think of fed 2?" Devor says, "no, i'm thinking of the children is all, i swears it" Kella frowns and says, "I haven't been able to connect to it at all." Maximuszan says, "Careful Devor, get drunk enough and I will rent you out to a line of waiting men, i am always looking for a way to finance my next Baron build, after all" Kella snickers. Kella looks around for her cigarettes. Devor says, "better make it 2 bottles then kella" "Lol", says Kella. Maximuszan snickers Kella hums a tune. Shel ponders Moonus wonders if the mike went out Shel says, "Ok, if there are no more questions...." Shel says, "Thank you Kella" Maximuszan notes that Kella's tune sounds like cheap porn music... is some how not all that surprised Shel grins Devor says, "aww, i thought it was classy" Maximuszan applauds. "Thank you Kella! Great Meet n Greet!" Maximuszan glances at Devor "You would" Moonus stands and applauds Devor cheers wilfly Devor cheers wildly Halia says, "Looks like it takes Devor two hands." Devor looks a little sheepish "easy there Dev", says Moonus. Maximuszan winks and says, "Now dance for us Kella!" Moonus says, "i would be careful about standing up" "Unless we're going to play ring toss?", asks Halia. Devor sits reading a news paper Moonus laughs Kella laughs and jumps off the stool. Kella dances a little. Wipe off that drool! Can't you see Kella has just disappeared. Galinfenner grins Devor drinks a LOT of scotch and stands up Wipe off that drool! Can't you see Kella has just appeared. Kella got booted. :( "aww", says Moonus. Peggysue hopes it wasnt the crummy crhsitmas slippers Devor says, "i thought it was a dramatic exit" Kella rubs her sore nekkid bum. Moonus wpise off the punt dust Fancy makes sure Kella's seat has plenty of cushioning. Kella winks and says, "thanks" Kella exclaims, "Thank you all for coming!" |
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