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FED
MEET AND GREET with MADONNABOI, BARON of VOGUE |
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FED
MEET AND GREET with MADONNABOI, BARON of VOGUE |
Wolfyn exclaims, "Welcome to tonight's Meet and Greet featuring Madonnaboi!" >ex madonnaboi "Come on up and have a seat, MB.", says Wolfyn. Madonnaboi takes off running and backflipping towards the front stage Madonnaboi lands in the splits upon two stools, one foot on each Wolfyn whispers, "Nice ponytail, too." Rokyu cringes Halcyon applauds Art ducks out of the way Madonnaboi grins Wolfyn asks, "MB, tell us how you found Fed... er, this first time. And when was that?" "which time, before or after the ban?", asks Madonnaboi. Madonnaboi laughs Wolfyn says, "First, before. virgin Fed." Madonnaboi says, "k" "Virgin.....::snickers::", says Cen. "well, i was living with Greyspacewolf, and noticed him always playing this text based game", says Madonnaboi. "so i got curious one day and asked him how i could play it", says Madonnaboi. "Did you think he was nuts?", asks Wolfyn. Madonnaboi says, "yep" "i thought he was muy loco", says Madonnaboi. Wolfyn grins. "How long ago was that?" Madonnaboi says, "about 2 years ago" "hard to believe MB has existed that long", says Madonnaboi. Wolfyn asks, "And you slipped quietly into Fed and instantly adapted as a model citizen of Dataspace, right?" Madonnaboi says, "hell no" Wolfyn chuckles. "i was a problem child from day one", says Madonnaboi. Art sniggers. Sallyanne grins. Halcyon smirks Scottric laughs "On purpose?", asks Wolfyn. Madonnaboi says, "day one, i met DoctorPerl" Wolfyn says, "Oh my." "he was enough to drive any boi mad", says Madonnaboi. "How so?", asks Wolfyn. Madonnaboi says, "and i got pissed and told him off" Halcyon snickers, "Sounds familiar." "he was sucking up to this one character and then questioning and tbing the hell out of me", says Madonnaboi. Madonnaboi says, "and demanding i promote this way" "and that this was how i was suppose to do things", says Madonnaboi. Wolfyn nods. "i found out about the slap command very quickly", says Madonnaboi. Wolfyn says, "I guess you didn't like that, eh." Madonnaboi says, "nope, i was reprimanded by staff on day one" Madonnaboi grins "So what about day 2?", asks Wolfyn. Madonnaboi says, "i met Blirish" "Oh my.", says Wolfyn. "we all now where that went", says Madonnaboi. "know", says Madonnaboi. "and there's that galin now", says Madonnaboi. with a broken hallelujah Galinfenner has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. "Late and probably poorly dressed.", says Wolfyn. Galinfenner waves Madonnaboi tackles Galin Galinfenner exclaims, "but full!" Sallyanne winks and says, "As always." Wolfyn asks, "Was Galin one that whapped you on the head?" "nope", says Madonnaboi. Madonnaboi says, "i developed a hate-hate relationship with a staff member named Freya that day" "Ah.", says Wolfyn. Chamberlain clears his throat Cen says, "He jumped on that old bandwagon" Madonnaboi jumps on Cen "What happened?", asks Wolfyn. "well, i'll censor this for the chronicle", says Madonnaboi. Madonnaboi grins Wolfyn chuckles. Galinfenner shines the spotlight on Madboi Madonnaboi says, "i went on comm being the usual material boi, cursing and stirring up trouble" Madonnaboi says, "when she tells me to get off 9" Madonnaboi says, "so instantly, not realizing she was staff, i yelled a few choice words at her" Halcyon winces Wolfyn cringes. Art says, "Ouch" "Ah....the price of ignorance.", says Cen. Fancy whistles and "Uh oh..." Scottric says, "whoa." "Um, novel way to meet the staff.", says Wolfyn. "next thing i know, comm unit goes bye bye", says Madonnaboi. Cen grins for all the fond memories. Galinfenner chuckles "then i marched into CD's throwing a ***** fit", says Madonnaboi. Madonnaboi says, "and thus received my first lock" Fancy laughs. Wolfyn asks, "First! How many did you rack up?" Cen wishes he still had his logs, could check to see if he was there that day. Art saw that one coming. Thejunior says, "A wise move, considering the power over you that was demonstrated with the Comm loss." "I did so enjoy watching when stuff like that happened", says Cen. Madonnaboi says, "oh, i think i've had over 26" Madonnaboi says, "at least" Wolfyn faints. Halcyon whistles "That's more than one a month!", exclaims Fancy. Sallyanne wonders if you built a trophy room for those. ;) Madonnaboi says, "most all of them had to deal with Freya" "Going for a record?", says Wolfyn with a wink. Halcyon chokes Art laughs! "i already hold that record", says Madonnaboi. Cen winks and says, "He doesn't have room on his planet for all the "awards" he's gotten" Madonnaboi laughs "But eventually you got the BIG lock, right?", asks Wolfyn. Madonnaboi nods Madonnaboi says, "during the middle of Fed Phrase Game" Sallyanne winks and says, "Good point, Cen." Madonnaboi used to be VannaMB "Oh, I think maybe I remember that one.", says Fancy. Galinfenner chuckles "That was a sad day MB.", says Cen. Cen winks and says, "it was sad because I missed the whole damn thing." Madonnaboi says, "Freya and Xyli had in a sense set me up" Madonnaboi says, "and i fell face first into the trap" Madonnaboi says, "Freya locked me, and the next day i received an email from Hazed telling me to never return" "thus started a long chain of about 100 freebie alts i used to harrass staff non stop", says Madonnaboi. Madonnaboi grins Rokyu shakes her head Halcyon says, "Wow..." Scottric laughs Madonnaboi says, "they killed CelineDion" Wolfyn asks, "So did you go to reform school?" Galinfenner shakes his head Madonnaboi says, "that was more a crime than killing Madonna" "does it look like i went to reform school?", asks Madonnaboi. Madonnaboi spits on the ground "You got back in, though!", exclaims Wolfyn. Wolfyn asks, "How did you manage that?" Rokyu never knew mb had such a sorted past ;) Madonnaboi says, "one word" Madonnaboi says, "Blirish" Wolfyn blinks. "she was the number one reason for my bann", says Madonnaboi. Madonnaboi says, "when she was banned" "Hazed accepted to let me back in", says Madonnaboi. Wolfyn asks, "You think Blirish banned is why she let you back?" Madonnaboi says, "no" Madonnaboi says, "but a side effect from it" Fancy wonders how Blirish fits in with Madonnaboi getting banned. Madonnaboi says, "Blirish and i were constantly fighting" "ask anyone who knew either of us", says Madonnaboi. Madonnaboi says, "she was banned from Vogue" Madonnaboi says, "i was banned from Aries, gt, etc." "it wasn't pretty", says Madonnaboi. Halcyon imagines it wasn't. "i ended up DDing over it", says Madonnaboi. Madonnaboi says, "and got back to Agri before i got banned" Cen says, "How many times did you DD..." Madonnaboi says, "3" "once over xyli", says Madonnaboi. Madonnaboi says, "twice over blirish" Wolfyn smiles, "Have you set a record in Fed with your love life that got anywhere near your ban record?" Galinfenner chuckles "well of course darling", says Madonnaboi. Wolfyn exclaims, "Tell! Tell!" "i'm had almost everyone in fed", says Madonnaboi. "let me see", says Madonnaboi. Sallyanne bursts out laughing! "i'll start the list at the top", says Madonnaboi. Madonnaboi says, "first was Zeroz" Madonnaboi says, "then Oakan" "then Katelin", says Madonnaboi. Madonnaboi says, "followed by Placebo" Art grins, knowing some names NOT on the list. Halcyon laughs "ummm", says Madonnaboi. Madonnaboi asks, "who'd i do next?" Madonnaboi thinks a moment "oh yeah", says Madonnaboi. Madonnaboi says, "Bunytales" Madonnaboi says, "then Halcyon" Halcyon gasps. Madonnaboi laughs "I think I remember you had some untraditional marriages thrown in there too.", says Wolfyn. Madonnaboi nods "Bunytales, Halcyon, and I were all 3 married", says Madonnaboi. Halcyon blushes furiously. Wolfyn grins. "and i felt left out, so filed for a divorce the next day", says Madonnaboi. Madonnaboi says, "then i wanted to marry Ibunyc, but i just took hi smoney and ran" Wolfyn ponders and blushes! Galinfenner grins Madonnaboi says, "then somehow and another, Cen and I ended up engaged" Madonnaboi says, "we were married shortly there after" "followed by a divorce shortly there after", says Madonnaboi. Madonnaboi grins Halcyon mutters something about a match made in Purgatory... Wolfyn gasps. Fancy says, "Those marriages sure didn't last long." Madonnaboi says, "and i'm currently engaged now" Cen says, "It was all for publicity." Scottric looks at Cen Madonnaboi says, "to a journeywoman no less" Madonnaboi grins "My agent thought my career needed a shakeup", says Cen. "cen, you always liked the bedroom on vogue tho", says Madonnaboi. Madonnaboi winks Wolfyn wonders if it's the journey or the woman part that's a surprise! "well, i recently came out to fed on a secret they never knew", says Madonnaboi. "MadonnaBoi isn't completely gay", says Madonnaboi. Madonnaboi is very much Bi Halcyon gasps, "No WAY!" Thejunior scoffs at the 'never knew' part. Halcyon has given Madonnaboi a passionate tickle! Madonnaboi wiggles Wolfyn grins. "and i'm currently re writing Vogue to fit my new motto", says Madonnaboi. The Body Beautiful, Madonnaboi has just vanished. The Body Beautiful, Madonnaboi has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Madonnaboi says, "for i am the BODY BEAUTIFUL" Galinfenner says, "umm" "Ooooo", says Wolfyn. "I smell ego....whew!", exclaims Cen. "so did you have any embarrassing moments or do you even know what that means?", asks Galinfenner. "well, something has to be bigger than your equipment cen babe", says Madonnaboi. Scottric laughs Halcyon chokes on her vodka shot. "me? embarrassed? never", says Madonnaboi. Madonnaboi says, "actually i fell for the 3 south of mercury trick as a trader" "that's pretty embarassing", says Galinfenner. Galinfenner grins Galinfenner asks, "Who do you hang out with now?" Madonnaboi says, "i also had Cen walk in on me and my husband experimenting with the Sargeur in the Belfry of Horsell" "that was rather humiliating", says Madonnaboi. "Yeah, some poor Duke to be had a frightful time that trip.", says Cen. Madonnaboi laughs Galinfenner laughs Madonnaboi says, "i mostly hang out with Cen and Shel anymore" "can usually be found in the cantina", says Madonnaboi. Galinfenner nods Galinfenner asks, "If you could change something about Fed, what would that be?" Madonnaboi says, "hmmm, lol" Madonnaboi asks, "you sure you want me to answer that?" Madonnaboi winks "i would get rid of all staff", says Madonnaboi. Galinfenner smiles, "it's up to you" "it's an adult game", says Madonnaboi. Galinfenner grins "we should be allowed to play as ADULTS", says Madonnaboi. "you mean grown ups don't you?", asks Galinfenner. Cen asks, "What? Why?" Madonnaboi says, "i was bumped last night for saying ass" Halcyon smirks, "Some people aren't capable of that." Galinfenner has given Madonnaboi a sloppy tickle! Galinfenner smirks Madonnaboi says, "i can't even scratch my balls w/o getting bumped" Cen twitches. Halcyon rolls! Thejunior says, "Being adult isn't just about using dirty words though, MB.. it's about having the descretion to know when it's appropriate to use them." "There goes your baseball career.", says Wolfyn. Galinfenner rolls Madonnaboi laughs "What advice would you offer a new person in Fed?", asks Galinfenner. Madonnaboi says, "ignore the navs" Art thinks, "Don't slap staff" Thejunior coughsstayoffvoguecoughs. Madonnaboi says, "they offer horrid advice from what i've spied" Halcyon shushes TJ. Galinfenner asks, "What advice would you offer?" Madonnaboi snarls at TJ "i would prolly direct them to one of the few lower ranks in the game to help offer them contracts", says Madonnaboi. Galinfenner asks, "hehe, that's it?" "Essentially you want them to promote fast and not figure out the game then right?", asks Cen. Madonnaboi says, "of course" Madonnaboi says, "figure it out at PO" Madonnaboi says, "the first ranks suck" Galinfenner says, "ok" "Does anyone have a question for Madboi?", asks Galinfenner. Sallyanne asks, "Ahh, but then where are the lower ranks who can offer contracts?" "that's why the WB in sol exist", says Madonnaboi. "if no low ranks on, they can haul manually", says Madonnaboi. "Is it true, Mb, that you only play Fed while dancing in a thong?", asks Ops. Madonnaboi says, "or use that kewl little proggie i've seen" Madonnaboi laughs Sallyanne winks and says, "I think you just contradicted yourself." "i don't dance in a thong", says Madonnaboi. Cen winks and says, "I hear that he doesnt even wear that Ops." "i dance in a cute little mini skirt and 8" spikes", says Madonnaboi. "Guess where he wears the spikes at?", asks Cen. Madonnaboi says, "cen babe, what you see me wearing on cam, is't what i wear while playing the game" Ops smiles, "I'm sure it suits you" Madonnaboi winks "Whoa...", says Halcyon. Sallyanne coughs. Halcyon glances at Cen. Cen says, "Its a damn shame that MB." Madonnaboi says, "i know i'm cute nakie" Madonnaboi says, "but i think i'd scare the girls" "or excite them", says Cen. Cen says, "Not sure which is worse." Galinfenner bites his tongue Ops translates... beam Mb and you nebber know what you might see him wearing... or not Madonnaboi says, "i think 90% of this room has seen me nakie at one point or the other" Madonnaboi laughs Thejunior feels thankful to count himself in the 10% Madonnaboi has bought you a Madonna Hooter Shooter served chilled in a cone bra Madonnaboi slams the drink and places the bra on his head Madonnaboi exclaims, "look, it doubles as a party hat, LET'S PARTY!!!!" "well, anyone else have a question?", asks Galinfenner. Galinfenner asks, "Madonnaboi, do you have any parting thoughts?" Madonnaboi says, "hmmmmm" Madonnaboi says, "if you're gonna go to vogue, please be insured" Galinfenner chuckles Galinfenner says, "Ok, thanks everyone for coming out" Madonnaboi says, "oh yeah" "and free cone bras for everyone", says Madonnaboi. Madonnaboi passes the bras out Galinfenner puts the cone bra on his head Madonnaboi does the Vogue in the middle of the floor |
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