FED MEET AND GREET
with XYLI, SQUIRE of THORNFIELD


May 24, 2002


Galinfenner clears his throat

Galinfenner says, 'WElcome to the final Meet and Greet of the season. Tonight we wrap up our meets with a particularly interesting leather clad lady.'

Galinfenner looks at Xyli

"Ooo yay thats me!", exclaims Xyli.

"Please, tell us about your Fed life Xyli.", Galinfenner says.

Galinfenner says, "and remember don't leave out the sordid details."

Darkpumpkin says, "And please be Nc-17 in your comments"

Xyli says, "Well I started in September of 1996"

Xyli exclaims, "Before unlimited!"

Tyvek asks, "took you 6 years to get Squire?"

Galinfenner pulls up a stool and sits

Xyli grins

Galinfenner says, "Hold the questions til after she's done"

Xyli winks and says, "Yeah basically"

Xyli says, "So even through the bills I continued to play"

Genike remembers those days

"I wasn't that big on promoting", says Xyli.

Xyli says, "I mainly sat in the Cantina with the rats and just talked and played"

"I had the hugest family", says Xyli.

Xyli says, "We all had different parents but there were a ton of us brothers and sisters"

"Charade, Marv, JSWRITING SCOTPI URASPY Jordy", says Xyli.

"Cheeki", says Xyli.

Xyli says, "Speedy at one point"

Xyli says, "My first fed father was LordJW"

"and Wetkiss4u was my mom", says Xyli.

Xyli says, "But they had issues and left the game"

"So I was adopted into Fed's mob family at the time... my father was the boss... JB Ender", says Xyli.

Galinfenner moves to sit with his back to the wall

"JB was a mob leader?", asks Genike.

Xyli says, "He was only my father, the rest we all just started adopting into the family"

Xyli nods

"I've been married like probably 20 or so times", says Xyli.

Xyli winks and says, "I get bored"

Galinfenner chuckles

Xyli says, "I married one of my brothers who's name I don't recall"

Redspice chuckles..

Xyli says, "Ooo I forgot to mention Kit... she always said Incest was best for our family"

Xyli says, "Then I married TJ over here"

Xyli points

Fancy chuckles at the thought of incest and inbreeding being good for a family.

Thejunior ducks.

"He and I were married for probably a year or so, right dear?", asks Xyli.

Thejunior says, "Somethin' like that. 'til we both left Fed for a while."

Xyli says, "Surprised me too... fed marriages don't last that long"

"He took my last name so he's an Ender", says Xyli.

Xyli says, "We've never officially been divorced"

"Dunno how that works out with the other marriages", says Xyli.

Darkpumpkin says, "I'm sure that breaks a law somewhere along the way"

Fancy says, "Just means polygamy, I believe."

"When Fed went to the web, I took a year break to get rl in order", says Xyli.

Galinfenner says, "Sounds like a lawyer's dream. Or nightmare."

Xyli says, "When I came back, only a few friends played"

"But then I met OG", says Xyli.

Xyli says, "Yes the infamous OnyxGof"

"god too", says Xyli.

Galinfenner says, "OnyxGof sounds appropriate."

Galinfenner snickers

Xyli says, "Pah, he was fantastic"

Heatherjn laughs.

Galinfenner grins

Xyli says, "He played this game amazingly"

"He would think that funny, too.", says Heatherjn with a wink.

Xyli says, "I joined Onyx and was one of few who didn't actually do any trading"

Xyli says, "But due to some real life problems I took another break and gave my character to one of my fed sisters to keep open"

Xyli says, "Then a couple years ago I came back"

"Promoted myself to squire", says Xyli.

Xyli says, "then decided thats all I wanted to be"

Xyli says, "I joined the CDs crowd mainly to bother Danny"

"But now he and I get along", says Xyli.

Galinfenner laughs

Xyli says, "so I up and married Cen who had declared himself Emperor"

Xyli says, "I became Empress"

"But the boy kept flirting with others", says Xyli.

Xyli says, "So I divorced him and we split up Fed"

Xyli says, "So now I own half and he owns half"

"and thats my life", says Xyli.

Christy looks dubious

Xyli says, "Boring as it may be"

Redspice chuckles..

Galinfenner smiles

"Ok, questions?", Galinfenner asks.

Galinfenner looks over the room

"So, you think you own half of Fed?", asks Christy.

Christy asks, "Which half?"

Xyli asks, "You want me to list the duchies?"

"I don't own yours", says Xyli.

"Cen owns yours", says Xyli.

Christy snorts

Galinfenner smirks

Xyli winks and says, "He's Emperor.. take it up with him"

"Interesting.", says Christy.

Galinfenner asks, "Can you name all your former husbands?"

Darkpumpkin says, "Nobody owns my Planet except me, Me and Cen have a deal"

Xyli winks and says, "I can't even name my siblings in real life so former husbands is a bit hard"

Neva raises her hand

"Yes Neva", Galinfenner says.

Neva says, "How'd you choose the name Xyli? I like it"

Thejunior wonders what kind of 'deal' Cen and DP made... and realizes he doesn't want to know the details.

Xyli says, "My cousin in real life is Xylia"

Xyli says, "I took off the a and here I am"

"I've always liked the name Thornfield. Is there a story behind that?", Galinfenner asks.

I mock, therefore I am. Cen has just arrived.

"Hello ex-husband dear", says Xyli.

Cen says, "Hi my darling ex wife"

Redspice looks around as half the men answer..

"It's from my favorite book!", exclaims Xyli.

"it was the name of the estate the story took place on", says Xyli.

"What's the name of the book?", Galinfenner asks.

"Jane Eyre", says Xyli.

Galinfenner says, "ahh."

"Fantastic classic romance novel", says Xyli.

"read it", says Xyli with a wink.

Galinfenner says, "I might do that."

"Anyone else have a question?", Galinfenner asks.

Kimba smiles, "One of my favorites."

Galinfenner doesn't want to hog them all.

Cen says, "Ive got one"

Xyli says, "oh dear"

"Just how many times have you been married?", asks Cen.

"If you had been here on time :P", says Xyli.

Galinfenner smirks

Darkpumpkin says, "Cen,she was illegally married to you"

Xyli says, "20 probably"

"I was working dear", says Cen.

"That means she gets nothing", says Darkpumpkin.

"she should get something from each one...", says Redspice.

Cen asks, "You don't remember?"

Cen asks, "Does that mean they werent important?"

Christy says, "No alimony for bigomy"

"I remembered you", says Xyli.

"oh dear....", says Redspice.

Cen says, "I was recent"

"and TJ", says Xyli.

Xyli says, "He was years ago"

"Whom your hung up on", says Cen with a wink.

Galinfenner winks and says, "So you can look forward to her forgetting you"

"Oh I aint that lucky Galin", says Cen with a wink.

Xyli says, "Oh you love me"

"Like a bad rash ;p", says Cen.

Galinfenner laughs

Christy hands Cen the benadryl creme

Xyli exclaims, "OH...I was in Juelz too!"

"What other Duchies have you resided in?", Galinfenner asks.

Cen wipes the benadryl cream on Xy

Xyli says, "I'm in Memphis now"

Cen winks and says, "Sorry Christy, the itch is still there"

Christy cackles

Galinfenner asks, "Yes, so Juelz and Memphis... that it?"

Xyli says, "I've been in sol, Onyx, Onyx affliated duchies, Juelz, Connor for a day and Halloween"

"two lls TJ", says Xyli with a wink.

Redspice would like to compare notes with Xyli...to make sure she has collected all the boxers...

"You lived in Bourbon too.", says Thejunior.

Redspice smiles

Xyli exclaims, "Oh yes!"

"And how long were you in Fed before you became a PO? 5 years?", Galinfenner asks.

Xyli says, "I was in Bourbon, but not my planet cause it was during the lazy stages"

"mmmm 3 or 4", says Xyli.

"I have never done a build!", exclaims Xyli.

"mmm.. that should be some sort of record.", Galinfenner says.

Xyli says, "Even Danny has done builds"

Cen says, "A build"

"ahhh", says Xyli.

Galinfenner toggles his hug switch to no avail

"I haul out my ex, but never in", says Xyli.

"Yeah, she hauled my butt to divorce court", says Cen.

Tyvek says, "i don't do either"

Galinfenner asks, "Can you imagine if I could turn off hugs?"

Cen says, "Sorry, cheap joke"

Galinfenner thinks Fed would disappear

"I'm banned from Caddo", says Xyli.

"nah there would always be gropes!", exclaims Xyli.

Redspice says, "if you collect alimony from each one, you dont have to work..."

"ooo... what'd you do to get banned?", Galinfenner asks.

Galinfenner grins

Xyli smiles, "She doesn't like me"

"Rasal had me banned as well", says Xyli.

"But then he married Jordy so she made him unban me", says Xyli.

"No sordid tale behind that I suppose?", Galinfenner asks.

Cen wants details

Xyli winks and says, "He doesn't like me either"

"And since Jordy's disappeared, you're banned again.", says Rasal.

Rasal chuckles.

"For real?", asks Xyli.

"Ok I'm re-banned", says Xyli.

Fancy bursts out laughing.

Redspice roflmao

Qaxlor chuckles

Galinfenner smirks

"Oh yeah...btw Xyli, you never told me you were still married when you married me", says Cen.

Cen says, "Which means, I still keep my half"

"He was missing!", exclaims Xyli.

Galinfenner asks, "What'd you do to Rasal?"

Christy watches carefully

"For the record I never married Xyli.. I married MRAHM1", says Thejunior.

"Same person", says Cen.

"Same player.", says Thejunior with a wink.

Katspurfor smiles

Xyli winks and says, "Is it really?"

"I was a much nicer person back then", says Xyli.

Katspurfor nods in agreement with xyli

Xyli winks and says, "Now I'm mean and evil... just ask the newbies who come on 9"

Cen says, "Which means my dear ex wife...or should I say my dear never was my wife, That your half of the "empire" goes back to me"

"I see. What made you... less nice?", Galinfenner asks.

"Losing me.", says Thejunior with a wink.

Tyvek says, "it's the leather"

Thejunior snickers.

Galinfenner winks at Tj

Neva asks, "weren't you married to Danny and another female at the same time, Xyli?"

"OH How did I forget that???????", asks Xyli.

"Repressed memories?", says Qaxlor with a wink.

Christy says, "The sudden decrease in sexual partners logging on..."

Xyli says, "I married Danny to keep him from losing Peggy"

"yeah, Peggy", smiles Neva.

Cen says, "Which he lost anyway"

Galinfenner wonders about children

"or something like that", says Xyli.

Galinfenner asks, "Any little Xylis running around?"

Thejunior exclaims, "Oooh! Whatever happened to the twins?!"

Xyli says, "I had Mae and TJ Junior"

Xyli says, "With TJ"

"isn't TJ junior redundant?", says Neva with a wink.

"Thejunior Junior?", asks Snowstar.

"Did they have buck teeth and a talent for the banjo?", Galinfenner asks.

Thejunior says, "Actually he was LittleTJ."

Thejunior smirks.

"TJ and I are not brother and sister", says Xyli.

"Those were her other husbands", says Cen.

"I'm not a sibling and never was.", says Thejunior.

Galinfenner says, "ohh.. ok."

"They went off to boarding school", says Xyli.

"and we visit them twice a year", says Xyli.

"I had another son whom I adopted, but he's in boarding school too", says Xyli.

"who goes to visit with you? Which husband?", asks Redspice.

"Judicious use of boarding school, Xyli", says Qaxlor with a wink.

Thejunior says, "Boarding school.. best thing that ever happened to parents."

"Well, it's nice to have children who are not seen.", Galinfenner says.

Xyli says, "All the husbands go of course"

"I don't suppose there's anyway we can contact these children?", Galinfenner asks.

"all husbands? omg...", says Redspice.

"I can forward things to them", says Xyli with a wink.

Christy asks, "They all have serious birth defects from all that incest, I heard. Is this true?"

Galinfenner chuckles

"sort of a husband reunion?", asks Redspice.

"Please... they are beautiful children", says Xyli.

"Just like me", says Xyli with a wink.

"Jesus That bad?", asks Darkpumpkin.

>'Yes, we covered that. TJ and Xyli are not siblings.

Galinfenner says, "Yes, we covered that. TJ and Xyli are not siblings."

Christy raises eyebrows and looks for Xyli's third arm.

"What incest? One was adopted and the other two were with me.. not a sibling.. I thought she'd been through that.. I'd appreciate it if you weren't so nasty about my children, Christy.", says Thejunior.

"Any other questions? Relevent or otherwise?", Galinfenner asks.

"Best to keep them away from mere mortals then, Xyli", says Qaxlor.

Xyli says, "Behave children :P"

Darkpumpkin says, "Quiet TJ"

"I will not.", says Thejunior.

Darkpumpkin says, "Just because your children have 3 eyes and a tail"

"Shh, we're interrupting Galin..", says Christy.

Galinfenner says, "Now kiddies, let's be civil. At least til the end of this show."

"I'd like to know what sort of things have you done to get banned Xyli?", Galinfenner asks.

Xyli says, "Hauling mainly"

"Such a disgusting thing", says Cen.

Galinfenner grins

"Oh..me too. Come on..give us the real dirt?", asks Christy.

"I'm mean too", says Xyli.

Xyli likes being mean at times

"You're mean...never seen that side", says Qaxlor.

Cen says, "Try being "married" to her"

Thejunior nods in agreement with Cen.

Darkpumpkin asks, "Are you even sure she's a her Cen?"

"Oh honey...I'm a her", says Xyli.

Cen winks and says, "Unfortunately yes"

"Who helped you get started, back in the beginning? Do you rememeber?", Galinfenner asks.

"I still have my debates about you though DP", says Cen.

"do you find it difficult at times, with so many ex's around?", asks Redspice.

Darkpumpkin says, "Yeah I'm a thing"

Xyli says, "I remember being given money"

Xyli says, "When I was a commander"

Galinfenner winks and says, "There was a lot of that back then."

Xyli winks and says, "But I took so long to promote no one wanted to help"

"Especially if you were a girl.", says Christy.

Galinfenner nods

"Was this before or after the invention of fire?", asks Darkpumpkin.

"and no, it's not difficult with all the ex's", says Xyli.

Galinfenner says, "Red had a question..."

Christy came on around the same time as Xyli and remembers well.

"I think I'm pretty much friends with them all", says Xyli.

Redspice nods...she got it...

"Although Cen likes to antagonize me", says Xyli.

Galinfenner checks Red to see what she's got

"Isn't the antagonizing mutual?", asks Thejunior.

Redspice chuckles...

Xyli says, "But he's bald so I guess he has to make up for it"

Galinfenner chuckles

Redspice chuckles...

"Ouch", says Darkpumpkin.

Cen winks and says, "Yeah, well your fiance is in the navy and probably gay"

"Whose bald?", asks Von.

"Cen is bald", says Xyli.

Cen says, "I'm not bald"

Von looks around to find the shiney head.

"You are the gay one dear", says Xyli.

Cen says, "Not yet"

"whoo..getting nasty in here!@", says Christy.

Christy likes that.

"It's nice nasty", says Xyli.

Galinfenner smirks

Cen says, "Its still there and I'm hoping for a baldness cure before its gone"

Galinfenner says, "Now I remember you Christy"

Darkpumpkin says, "Well I'm impressed by Christy"

Christy chortles

"You should see him and Danny and I in CDs", says Xyli.

Christy poses

Darkpumpkin says, "She is evil"

Christy asks, "What tipped you off Galin..?"

"Yeah, Danny and I fight while she begs us for attention", says Cen.

"I suppose many people have, you being squires.", Galinfenner says.

Galinfenner winks at Christy

Redspice laughs

"I often wonder if I'm spied", says Xyli.

Christy laughs uproariously

Darkpumpkin says, "Alot"

Von remembers DP getting a Nice Guy button one day.

"YOu can stop wondering", says Qaxlor with a wink.

Galinfenner chuckles

"SHUSH", shouts Darkpumpkin.

Xyli says, "I'm really boring"

Christy says, "Umm...Galin. I *promise* I have not cut and pasted anyone's conversation onto 9..."

"NO TALK OF THAT", shouts Darkpumpkin.

Christy says, "yet.."

Genike says, "LOL"

Snowlily laughs at Xyli!!!

Katspurfor chucklez

"Cept when she's strip teasing", says Cen.

Xyli winks and says, "Cen... shhhh"

Qaxlor shuffles through the logs...'Hmmm...boring

Frogfur chuckles at Q!

Xyli grins

Galinfenner says, "Heh, causing trouble is an art form."

"More questions yes?", asks Xyli.

Galinfenner looks around the room

"Will you ever promote?", asks Christy.

Xyli says, "Nah"

Christy nods

Haeger holds his hand up

Christy says, "Last one from me, Galin.."

Thejunior asks, "When did you lose your interest in shimmering?"

Snowstar remembers saying the same thing at her M&G.

"alimony...", says Redspice.

"Mmmm a few years ago TJ", says Xyli.

Galinfenner looks at Red

"Haeger?", asks Xyli.

Redspice chuckles...

"Any other questions?", Galinfenner asks.

Redspice hums a little tune...

Xyli hums a lil ditty

"Where do you buy your leather?", asks Qaxlor.

Redspice laughs

"Cen gets it for me", says Xyli.

"Xyli, you may think you cause trouble but you are a wonderful person. Why do you think that you cause trouble?", asks Haeger.

Xyli exclaims, "Oh honey... cause I know I do !"

Xyli says, "I like it"

Galinfenner grins

"I like watching people's reactions to things", says Xyli.

Haeger smile knowing that isn't true

"Do you find a paucity of reaction in Fed though...limited to, say, shock, loud cursing, banishment?", says Qaxlor with a wink.

Xyli says, "Mmmm shock is fun"

"Shocking fedders in real life is fun too", says Xyli.

Haeger laughs

"What do you mean?", Galinfenner asks.

"I've met a few people from here", says Xyli.

Thejunior winks and says, "She stalks fedders."

Galinfenner nods

Galinfenner asks, "and?"

Thejunior snickers.

"and I like to shock them in rl", says Xyli.

Von wonders who was shocked, X or Fedders.

Galinfenner asks, "What do you do that shocks them?"

"Oh jump into bed with them", says Xyli.

Fancy shuffles his hind feet on the wool carpet, then touches Xyli with one finger.

Galinfenner chuckles

Xyli is so just kidding

Redspice laughs

Neva laughs

Qaxlor says, "I want to be stalked in that case"

Snowlily grins

Djkat chuckles

"Me too", says Darkpumpkin.

Galinfenner says, "Well, I'm sure not all of them would be shocked at that."

Xyli says, "I'm different in real life than I am here"

"hehehe", says Katspurfor.

Galinfenner nods

"The oens that that wouldn't shock.. she shocks 'em by REFRAINING from jumping into bed with 'em.", says Thejunior.

Thejunior snickers.

Galinfenner asks, "Any other questions?"

Redspice says, "the most embarrassing moment..."

"Oh, can't forget that.", Galinfenner says.

"probably getting caught cybering", says Xyli.

"Details...", Galinfenner says.

Redspice laughs...

"who caught you and who were you with?", Galinfenner asks.

Von says, "Oh please"

Galinfenner grins

"No details", says Von.

Xyli says, "I wish I could remember"

Christy asks, "Oh gosh..I didn't cut and paste it to 9 did I?"

Galinfenner laughs

Von giggles

Katspurfor says, "likes details"

Xyli says, "Probably one of those husbands I can't remember"

Redspice asks, "cant you remember which husband it was??"

Darkpumpkin exclaims, "Details\@!"

Xyli says, "I have a horrible memory"

Xyli says, "I just remember being caught once"

Redspice laughs...

Galinfenner winks and says, "sometimes horrible is convenient"

"I think I xt'd something", says Xyli.

Katspurfor hates that when that happens

"That would be very embarrassing...very.", says Christy.

"another question? Anyone?", Galinfenner asks.

"oh and Hazed has kissed me TWICE", says Xyli.

Darkpumpkin says, "I have a question"

"HA", says Xyli.

"Yes DP?", Galinfenner asks.

"left and right kisses?", asks Djkat.

Galinfenner looks for the marks on Xyli

Darkpumpkin asks, "Have you Now or Ever owned a dead monky named bubbles?"

Xyli says, "I don't know what a monky is"

"Yuck", says Von.

"monkey", says Darkpumpkin.

Xyli says, "I am a spelling and grammar Nazi"

Galinfenner says, "Well, then I'd like to thank you all for coming."

"and thank you Xyli for being in the hot seat tonight.", Galinfenner says.

Redspice applauds...

Xyli curtsies

"Meet and Greet will be shelved for the summer, but will return (so I'm told) in the fall!", you exclaim.

Srgasman applauds

Katspurfor applauds

Kimba applauds for guest and host.

Redspice asks, "ohhhhhh, do you have plans on getting married again, anytime soon??"

Qaxlor smiles and applauds

Snowlily claps and claps

"Thanks Galin", says Xyli.

Snowstar applauds for Xyli.

"Thank you", Galinfenner smiles.

"Only in real life Red", says Xyli.

Neva smiles, "good job Galin, a pleasure to see ya again"

Thejunior says, "Well.. that wasn't near as emberrassing as I'd thought it would be."

"I decided to leave the embarassing things about you out", says Xyli.

"So I noticed.", says Thejunior.

"Don't think it wasn't appreciated", says Thejunior with a wink.

Qaxlor winks and says, "No, no, Xyli...please elaborate on the embarassing ones"

"Nooooo. You wanted to embarrass Xyli.... not me.", says Thejunior.

"Nah, I'm being nice today", says Xyli.

Qaxlor winks and says, "I'll take any discomfort or embarassment I can get"


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