FED MEET AND GREET
with HEATHERJN, DUCHESS of MNTBROOK


January 13, 2002


Heatherjn flops into a seat and tries to relax from a busy night at work and a slippery drive home.

Heatherjn hasn't even given a thought as to what she wants to say. ;)

Chiefsgirl says, "We'll just wait for the folks to roll in"

"Meet and Greet, eh?", asks Zeroz.

"This should be interesting.", says Zeroz.

Zeroz thinks of anything embarassing he could bring 'into the light' for this.

Heatherjn thwapps Zeroz!

Sallyanne smirks, but keeps her mouth shut. ;)

Zeroz gives a demonic cackle.

Zeroz says, "Waht about that one time, at band camp..."

Sallyanne whispers to Zeroz, 'No no, *I'm* the flute player'

"So when do we get to Meet and Beat?", asks Zeroz.

Chiefsgirl stands and glances at her notes

Chiefsgirl says, "Good evening and welcome to tonight's Meet & Greet"

"The Meet & Greet is a weekly event that allows us to get to know one of our neighbors here in Fed just a little bit better.", says Chiefsgirl.

Chiefsgirl says, "Tonight I'm thrilled to have Heatherjn, Duchesse of Mtnbrook, as our guest"

"A little better? Does that mean topless?", asks Zeroz.

Chiefsgirl says, "She'll tell us a bit about herself"

"Questions are welcome too", says Chiefsgirl.

"Thank you for having me as a guest, CG.", smiles Heatherjn.

Chiefsgirl applauds enthusiastically for Heather and plops down on her barstool

"And, thank you all for coming.", smiles Heatherjn.

"I discovered this world of Fed back in the Earth year of 1995.", says Heatherjn.

"Right from the very first time I entered the game, I was addicted.", says Heatherjn with a wink.

Rere gasps! People are addicted here?

Heatherjn giggles.

Sallyanne blinks at that addiction comment.

Heatherjn says, "I have been in many Duchies over the years ... Zippy, Dragoon and Zar are a few of my more favorite homes."

"But, along with the addiction to Fed, came a desire to be a Duchesse. I worked hard for it, and about three years ago, I finally realized that dream.", smiles Heatherjn.

Heatherjn winks and says, "More questions ..."

Sallyanne asks, "Question ... do we have any family members I don't know about?"

Wolfyn exclaims, "Tell us about your planet!"

"Not anymore, Sally. And for those of you who don't know, Sallyanne is my RL younger sister. I got her addicted to Fed, too.", smiles Heatherjn.

"Oh yes!! Tell us about Mtnbrook!", exclaims Sallyanne.

"RL sisters! How kewl!", exclaims Rere.

Sallyanne grins.

Heatherjn says, "Mtnbrook ... My planet has been a labor of love. It took me about 5 years to write it (I still add, too), and it won a Carpenter's Award for the writing ..."

Wolfyn claps!

Sallyanne grins!

Sallyanne was there for that writing ...

Rere cheers! :)

"And, actually ... the planet currently in the game, is the second Mtnbrook I've had.", says Heatherjn with a wink.

"Do you have any special features or puzzles on the planet?", asks Chiefsgirl.

Heatherjn smiles, "No puzzles, but the places written in are places where I have lived and grown up ... places from my home state of Maine, and places very special to me."

"Cool!", exclaims Wolfyn.

"There is also a bit of fantasy to be found on Mtnbrook.", smiles Heatherjn.

Sallyanne asks, "Can you tell us why it's the second?"

Chiefsgirl smiles

Heatherjn thwapps her sister!

Sallyanne ducks!

Heatherjn winks and says, "Yes, I was stupid and lost the first one."

Moonus laughs

Rere winks and says, "what are sisters for?"

Heatherjn grins.

Sallyanne winks and says, "Thwapping, apparently."

Antonia chuckles

Bsacarl wonders how one goes about loosin a planet ;)

Rere giggles

Chiefsgirl laughs

Heatherjn says, "Before I became a PO for the first time, I was involved with OnyxGod ... yes, the REAL one..."

"do you thwap Sally in RL too?", asks Moonus.

Wolfyn exclaims, "Oh my!"

"Probably to an uninsured demise...", says Fancy.

Rere asks, "Involved? How involved?"

Sallyanne whispers to Moonus, 'Yes, she does.

Bsacarl listens

Heatherjn winks and says, "I dumped him for another guy, he got jealous and decided to start one of those wars of his ... only this one was personal."

Wolfyn nudges Ree. "Nosy", she winks.

Rere flutters her lashes vixinnocently

Heatherjn giggles.

Sallyanne winks at Rere.

Bsacarl chuckles

Sallyanne thinks.

"Anyway ... I did something I wasn't supposed to and got locked from Fed.", says Heatherjn.

"Ouch", says Rere with a frown.

Wolfyn says, "Uh oh."

"I was HeatherJ then ... but I came back that night as HeatherJn, and Mtnbrook was reborn a while later.", says Heatherjn with a wink.

Sallyanne simply cannot imagine such a thing. ;)

"Eeks. That's another way to lose a planet...", says Fancy.

Wolfyn winks and says, "Heatherj was bad girl."

"Have you ever DD'd?", asks Sallyanne.

Heatherjn smiles, "She was young and foolish. I've learned that lesson though. Always listen to staff."

Chiefsgirl wonders how bad

Heatherjn says, "No, I have never DD'd."

"I could tell you, CG ... but, then I'd have to kill you.", says Heatherjn with a wink.

Heatherjn grins.

Sallyanne laughs!

Chiefsgirl laughs

Wolfyn chuckles.

Antonia grins

Rasal starts fishing for logs, "Someone out there knows!"

Chiefsgirl winks and says, "a little death now and then is not a bad thing...."

Sallyanne grins and offers to pay Rasal handsomely for those logs when he finds them.

Rere asks, "anything for the scoop eh Cg?"

"here here!", exclaims Spaun.

Chiefsgirl smiles

"Oh ... OnxyGod and I are now great friends, and talk often, though he no longer plays Fed.", says Heatherjn with a wink.

Jordy wonders what her husband is going to be paid for

Heatherjn looks for more questions ...

Jordy looks at Ras

"Do you have...other than that.. a most embarassing moment?", asks Rere.

Rasal smiles, "Logs of Heather being a bad girl."

Sallyanne whispers to Jordy, 'Logs of my sister's bad self'

"ok, good answer", says Jordy with a wink.

Heatherjn says, "Yes! Oh man ...."

Chiefsgirl asks, "How slowly did you promote up the ranks, Heather?"

Rere exclaims, "Details Heather...we want details!"

"ooops... sorry Rere", says Chiefsgirl.

Heatherjn says, "I was Fed married to Reduit for a while and we were ... well, being married one night ... Onyx spied me and pasted it all to 9."

Rasal says, "Vivid, detailed details too."

Rere eeks

"Oh my...", says Fancy.

Antonia says, "yikes"

"There's your vivid details.", says Wolfyn with a frown.

Sallyanne laughs!!

Zeroz thinks about 'being married one night' with Ant...

"Now, if that isn't embarrassing, I don't know what is!", says Heatherjn with a wink.

Rere giggles at Z

Sallyanne wonders what's so special about ... well ... being married.

Sallyanne is a sarcastic brat of a little sister.

Rere points to the Newlyweds and thinks maybe Sally could ask um tomm ;)

Wolfyn says, "Probably caught them asleep in front of the TV."

"I handled it fairly well, I thought ... I told everyone on 9 that I hoped they all learned something.", says Heatherjn with a wink.

Jordy blushes

Caribbean winks and says, "You can be married in public places and it's called romantic. When you're not it's indecent exposure."

"For many, it's an 'exclusive sex' contract.", says Fancy.

Sallyanne laughs!

Rere giggles!

Rere winks and says, "Good one Heather"

Chiefsgirl says, "oh my"

Antonia smiles

"Aren't you all glad you decided to attend tonight's M&G?", says Heatherjn with a wink.

Zeroz says, "I have a question..."

Sallyanne wonders how much they actually learned and how much they ... uh ... nevermind.

"Very Heather hehe", says Rere.

"Go for it, Z.", says Heatherjn.

"Have any pointers for me, HJ?", asks Zeroz.

Heatherjn giggles.

Zeroz whistles.

"Pointers? I don't believe that's my job ...", says Heatherjn with a wink.

Sallyanne laughs!

Antonia ponders that one

Heatherjn giggles.

"Good answer.", says Sallyanne with a wink.

Rere thinks Ant is in big trouble ;)

"Thanks.", says Heatherjn with a wink.

"Of course.", says Sallyanne with a wink.

Heatherjn sips her Molson.

Zeroz thinks he's in big trouble, and grins sheepishly over at Ant.

"How many times were you married Heather?", asks Rere.

Antonia looks at Z and wonders

"I have only been Fed married once.", smiles Heatherjn.

Rere asks, "Another other fed family?"

Rere says, "err...any other...hehe"

"Well, Reduit and I did have seven children, at one time ... but I think that they've all left Fed now.", says Heatherjn.

Rasal whistles, "That's a busy marriage."

"7?!?! My, my ...busy", says Rere with a wink.

Sallyanne gasps!

"I do have a new adopted Fed brother though ...", says Heatherjn.

Zeroz whistles at tht comment, and thinks about rabbits.

Heatherjn hugs Zeroz.

Rere smiles

Zeroz has given Heatherjn a tender hug!

Sallyanne smiles!

Antonia smiles

Heatherjn winks and says, "Well ... yes, they all got together in a group and adopted us ... shot gun style. We figured we'd better get married at that point, and make them all legitimate."

Rere laughs

Sallyanne laughs!

Fancy snickers.

Heatherjn giggles!

Antonia chuckles

Zeroz winks and says, "And here I thought you had a litter"

"hehehe", says Rere.

Heatherjn thwapps Zeroz!

Zeroz winks and says, "Yes! two"

Antonia laughs

Sallyanne exclaims, "What are you saying about our sister?!?!"

"I have had a very fun Fed life ...", smiles Heatherjn.

"Do you have a favorite location on your planet?", asks Rere.

Heatherjn smiles, "I have several, Rere."

Rere smiles, "I think I explored there way back...I'll have to make it a point to get back there soon"

"The dragon's Cave ... The Amusement Park ... a couple of hidden rooms, a new one I just put in ....", says Heatherjn.

Heatherjn winks and says, "The whole planet?"

Sallyanne grins wickedly.

"A whole planet full of favorites...", says Fancy.

Rere smiles

Heatherjn smiles, "I'm very proud of the work I've done on Mtnbrook."

"Ahh ... have you ever met any Fedders, besides me, of course, in real life?", asks Sallyanne.

Heatherjn winks and says, "Yes ..."

"What room where those dirty deeds on 9 done in?", says Zeroz with a wink.

Sallyanne whistles innocently.

Heatherjn laughs and blushes.

Sallyanne laughs at Z!

"In the Hunter's Cabin, Zeroz. If you can find it.", smiles Heatherjn.

Fancy wonders what Zeroz has in mind for that room.

Heatherjn smirks.

Zeroz exclaims, "Fancy! I'd never!"

Sallyanne whispers to Z and Ant that she knows where that is ...

"Well, maybe I would... but still!", exclaims Zeroz.

Heatherjn exclaims, "Sally!"

"Traitor!", exclaims Heatherjn.

Sallyanne giggles and settles down.

Rere giggles

"Never!", exclaims Sallyanne.

Heatherjn grumbles.

Sallyanne points at her mood.

Antonia glares at Z

Heatherjn grins.

"I've been there you know though... and I always wondered what that smell was.", says Zeroz.

Rere says, "Ewwww"

Heatherjn looks very threateningly at Z.

Zeroz inches into the back of the room.

Rere trips Z as he passes and winks to Heather

"That location happens to be the only one I didn't write for the planet.", says Heatherjn.

Sallyanne nods.

Heatherjn grins, 'cause that makes her feel a little better about it. ;)

Rere asks, "Oh? Who wrote it?"

Heatherjn says, "Reduit wrote that one."

Heatherjn says, "He and I had a really good marriage while it lasted ..."

Heatherjn remembers some awesome parties. ;)

"Do tell Heather", smiles Rere.

Sallyanne remembers ... snifter rides!

"Snifter rides, yes. :) He came up with it one night when we were bored, and it became a huge hit.", smiles Heatherjn.

"What exactly is it?", asks Rere.

Heatherjn says, "We would all climb into a giant brandy snifter ..."

"Reduit would set C4 charges around the base, and blast us off into space ... then we'd fly around, getting into all kinds of trouble.", smiles Heatherjn.

Sallyanne grins.

Rere grins

Heatherjn says, "We've ruined more bars ... and landed in the ocean more than a few times ...."

Rere winks and says, "That's a twist on an imperial crusier for sure"

"And, we went Dragon hunting once ... with Jonathan as bait.", says Heatherjn with a wink.

Rere asks, "What'd you do when you caught him?"

Sallyanne winks and says, "I remember that ... he deserved it."

"Well ... um ... we never actually caught the dragon ... :::giggles a little here:::", says Heatherjn.

Heatherjn winks and says, "We sort of flew too low, and the bait got lost in the trees surrounding the lake ..."

Sallyanne seems to remember being very cold and wet ... for some strange reason.

Sallyanne wonders who gave Reduit that snifter driving liscense anyway!

Heatherjn looks a bit sheepish.

Rere chuckles

Sallyanne exclaims, "I knew it!"

Heatherjn winks and says, "That did come up at the time, actually."

Heatherjn winks and says, "Being the dutiful wife I was ... of course I gave it to him."

Heatherjn giggles.

Sallyanne asks, "And ... how did your bar survive those wild parties Heather?"

Zeroz asks, "was that on 9 too?"

Zeroz hides behind Sally.

"Oh Ahab is a wonderful Barkeep ... nothing fazes him.", smiles Heatherjn.

SSallyanne moves so her sister can THWAP Zeroz again!

Heatherjn snaps her fingers, creating a nice big snowball and launches it at Zeroz, making sure that it hits him, full in the face!

Sallyanne exclaims, "Nice shot!"

Rasal chuckles.

Sallyanne high fives her sister!

Heatherjn grins as she high fives Sally.

Sallyanne notes that this is how those parties often start.

"This is why I like Fed so much ... a bunch of people together, laughing and joking around. It's fun!", smiles Heatherjn.

Rere blasts a whippy ball and splats Z too!

Zeroz says, "Wow, all this white stuff in my face."

Sallyanne grins and high fives Rere too!

"There is nothing quite like it Heather", smiles Rere.

Rere high fives Sally back! :)

Heatherjn smiles, "I agree."

Heatherjn smiles, "As long as Fed is here, so will I be."

Rere hands Heather that FA card

"Are there any other questions for me?", asks Heatherjn.

Heatherjn proudly takes the card!

Rasal raises his hand!

Sallyanne wholehearted agrees! And thanks her sis for gettign her addicted to such an evil ... err wonderful thing!

Heatherjn asks, "Rasal?"

Zeroz says, "Yes... and a serious one..."

"Where did you get Mtnbrook's name?", asks Zeroz.

Zeroz says, "whoops <g>"

"Is it true that in contemporary mathematics that 2 plus 2 does indeed equal 4?", asks Rasal.

Jordy raises Rasal's hand for her

"Yes, Heather...question here", says Jordy.

Jordy points to Ras' hand

"Zeroz, as a little girl irl, my parents managed a sporting camp in Northern Maine ... there was a spot there named Mountain Brook. That's where the name came from.", says Heatherjn.

Heatherjn smiles, "Okay, Jordy."

"When is your next spontaneous party?", says Jordy with a wink.

"Right now?", says Heatherjn with a wink.

Jordy giggles

Heatherjn grins.

Antonia smiles

Silverkat says, "rumor has it that you were once a Goonie, Heather"

"COol", says Zeroz.

"Do you still live in Maine?", asks Rere.

Jordy winks and says, "Ummm, give us an hour or so then"

"Woohoo!!!", exclaims Sallyanne.

Jordy grins at Ras

"Oh yes, I was a Goonie ... Dragoon was one of my favorite Duchies to live in!", smiles Heatherjn.

Heatherjn says, "Yes, I still live in Maine ..."

"Drrrraaaaaaaaaagoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!", exclaims Zeroz.

Heatherjn smiles, "I've tried moving away, but I keep coming back."

Fancy thought of the movie with Cindy Lauper when Silverkat said Goonie.

Sallyanne grins and ties her sister to the state!

Heatherjn grins at Fancy.

Silverkat was a Dragoon Goodie himself, so knew it was an easy question

Heatherjn smiles, "I learned a lot from Gerndog."

"And Zargot too, for that matter.", smiles Heatherjn.

Zeroz winks and says, "Dragoon is where Heather had the unpleasant happening of meeting me"

Sallyanne says, "Poor Heather."

Heatherjn winks and says, "That's right ... I seem to remember that now ... this little sne... errr ... hauler..."

"Hey!", exclaims Zeroz.

Zeroz says, "I guess I deserved that."

Heatherjn winks and says, "Just letting you know that I still love you, Z ... wouldn't be me if I didn't pick on ya."

"Oh don't worry. I'll bring a camcorder next time you get drunk.", says Zeroz.

Heatherjn laughs!

Fancy chuckles nervously.

"Yes, well ... I'll just steal it when you pass out on the couch.", says Heatherjn with a wink.

Sallyanne falls over laughing!!!

Antonia chuckles

"Snoring.", says Sallyanne.

Heatherjn grins.

Sallyanne smiles sweetly.

Fancy says, "Sawing the log, and all that."

Heatherjn smirks but doesn't comment again. ;)

Rere winks and says, "Heather, can you tell us something about you that no one knows...other than Sally that is"

Heatherjn winks and says, "There isn't anything about me that Sally doesn't know ..."

Sallyanne doesn't know everything ... yet. ;)

"Ooops ...", says Sallyanne with a wink.

Heatherjn winks and says, "Let me think about that one a bit, Rere."

"Sure", smiles Rere.

Rasal raises his hand again.

"Rasal?", asks Heatherjn.

Rere wonders who's hand it really is

Heatherjn laughs.

Rasal coughs, "Size? Does it really matter?"

Heatherjn exclaims, "Yes!"

Heatherjn grins.

Jordy thwaps Ras

Sallyanne falls over laughing again!

Rere giggles and giggles

Antonia grins

"Are you worried Rasal?", asks Zeroz.

Heatherjn winks and says, "Rere ... I can't think of anything that Sally wouldn't know. And, I've already given away most of my other secrets."

Fancy asks, "Anything that nobody besides Sally knows?"

"that's what I meant anyway", says Rere with a wink.

"Unless you want to start talking alts ... there are more stories there ...", says Heatherjn with a wink.

Sallyanne keeps her mouth SHUT!

Heatherjn winks and says, "Once upon a time, there was a character named Goldilocks, Baroness of Justright ..."

Heatherjn grins.

"She was my alt ... and did I ever have fun with that one!", says Heatherjn with a wink.

Sallyanne exclaims, "Woohoo!!"

Sallyanne thinks of pictures ... ;)

Heatherjn isn't sure how many people know that Goldi was my alt.

"That did come out during one of the Scavenger Hunts.", says Fancy.

"All of my characters though have a bit of a wild streak in them ...", says Heatherjn with a wink.

Rere winks and says, "shocking Heather"

Heatherjn nods to Fancy, "But, I meant when she was still in Fed."

Jordy smiles, "yeah, my alt has a bit of the wild streak in her too"

Heatherjn giggles.

Antonia smiles

Jordy smiles, "Since I have to be sweet and all"

Jordy snoggles Ras to near death

Heatherjn winks and says, "I only have one alt now, that I haven't even payed for yet."

Sallyanne gasps at the idea of her sister being the least little bit wild. ;)

Sallyanne offers to pay Rasal for that log again, if he can find it. ;)

Jordy winks and says, "Hey, if anyone sees that log first, it will be me, Sally"

Rere had an alt briefly...but she too was a bad girl ;)

Cen says, "Your sister being wild, you ought to check out yoru dad"

Heatherjn winks and says, "I think that logs of me are kind of hard to come by, Sally."

Sallyanne asks, "Oh really HEather???"

Heatherjn winks and says, "I only know of one right now, and you already have it, sister dearest."

Sallyanne giggles and tells Jordy she didn't mean THAT log. ;)

Sallyanne grins innocently at her sister. ;)

Zeroz whispers to Sally, 'How much for it?' and jingles his wallet

Jordy winks and says, "neither did I"

Heatherjn laughs.

Sallyanne winks and says, "No way ... it's not for sale."

Antonia chuckles at Z

Zeroz says, "Well, I have a log, but it's MY log..."

Zeroz says, "I'll let you take that how you will."

Rere asks, "Any final questions for Heather?"

Heatherjn finishes off her Molson.

Rere looks around for hands

Rasal raises his hand!

Heatherjn smiles, "We can move this party over to Mtnbrook when the M&G is done."

"Rasal ... ?", says Heatherjn with a wink.

Sallyanne raises her Molson in a toast to her sister, 'To a wonderful Duchess, and a heck of a friend too!'

"Is it true that this will be the last question you answer tonight?", asks Rasal.

Silverkat chuckles

Rere asks, "Heather, any final comments for all of fed to read?"

Heatherjn blushes a little, "Thank you, Sally." :)

Rere raises her glass

"No Rasal, I'm sure that one or two more will be asked of me at some point.", says Heatherjn with a wink.

"I'd like to thank Heather one more time for being our guest tonight", smiles Chiefsgirl.

"Umm I have several questions but they are all dirty", says Cen.

"I hope you all will join me next week at the regular time of 9pm eastern when Bsacarl will be my guest", smiles Chiefsgirl.

Heatherjn smiles, "Thank you again for having me! This was fun ... though, I think I gave away more than I really wanted to."

"Meet me on Mtnbrook, Cen ... I might just answer them.", says Heatherjn with a wink.

Chiefsgirl cheers for Heather


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