FED MEET AND GREET
with NAIAD, BARONESS OF LILLITH


June 6, 1999


Chiefsgirl climbs up on her barstool and clears her throat

"Hello and welcome to the Meet & Greet", Chiefsgirl says.

Chiefsgirl says, "Tonight I'm honored to have one of my sisters of Darkshadow as a guest at tonight's Meet & Greet"

Naiad grins

"Naiad will tell us a bit about herself and please feel free to ask questions", Chiefsgirl says.

"Thank you, CG..", smiles Naiad.

Chiefsgirl plops down on her barstool and applauds wildly

Naiad smiles, "I was born in February of 92...an innocent little commander.."

"1992?", Chiefsgirl asks.

Chiefsgirl tries not to choke on her drink

Naiad exclaims, "Ack!!"

Panam says, "Amazing"

Naiad winks and says, "No..97.."

Naiad winks and says, "Even younger.."

"Ah, quite a difference...", says Fancy.

Naiad smiles, "I grew up fast, I know.."

Kao hands naiad a calculator

"I spent the whole night hauling..wondering when the fun would begin..", smiles Naiad.

Chiefsgirl laughs

"My name then was Kivrin22", smiles Naiad.

"Which was then dropped when my heart was broken the first time..", smiles Naiad.

Naiad smiles, "I was quite rich by then..a merchant.."

"I had all of 100megs!!", exclaims Naiad.

Chiefsgirl giggles

Chiefsgirl thought she was rich with 10megs

"Hey, more than I have now.", smiles Fireman.

"I didn't know any POs..if any of them would talk to me, I would cringe in shyness..", smiles Naiad.

Naiad smiles, "When the time to kill myself came, I gave all my groats to a trusted friend..who held the money for me.."

"Then came back as Naiad..ready to start my new life..", smiles Naiad.

"And took all my money back..", says Naiad with a wink.

Chiefsgirl smiles

Naiad winks and says, "By this time, I had accumulated various wedding proposals, two failed engagements and innumerable narrow escapes.."

Fancy can see why...

Naiad remembers running around naked on a foreign planet with a suitor hot on her tracks..

Kao has successfully evaded such proposals

"hmmmm", says Magesmiley.

"He caught me and proposed to me..I refused..his spelling was horrendous!", exclaims Naiad.

"Of course, by the time he caught me, I was wearing something..", smiles Naiad.

Fancy says, "Yeah, can't have him misspelling your name..."

Panam triees to speel carfeeully!

"A grey dress, I believe..buttoned all the way up..", smiles Naiad.

"That was a bit conservative, Naiad", Chiefsgirl says.

"I know..I wanted to cool him off..didn't work..", smiles Naiad.

"He ended up giving me his planet when Fed went to the Web", smiles Naiad.

"Who was that Naiad?", Chiefsgirl asks.

Chiefsgirl loves to get the dirt

"That planet was Florida..and the PO was a SteveKosto..", smiles Naiad.

Naiad smiles, "It was the ugliest planet in Fed..I used to have a house there.."

"To get to it, I had to jump in the toilet of his house..", says Naiad.

Fancy rolls his eyes in disbelief.

Naiad says, "Naturally, I rarely went there.."

Naiad says, "Horrible..I know.."

"Oh wow....sounds familiar", says Kao with a wink.

Naiad laughs!

"I wiped out the planet after a little while..", says Naiad with a wink.

Naiad smiles, "Eventually killed the character.."

"So I finally got my own planet..", smiles Naiad.

"how long did that take?", Chiefsgirl asks.

"9 months..", says Naiad with a wink.

"It was like having a baby..", says Naiad with a wink.

"That painful?", Chiefsgirl asks.

Naiad smiles, "A very good friend of mine helped me..he gave me groats, and I adopted him as my son.."

Chiefsgirl giggles

"Who was that?", Chiefsgirl asks.

"Not painful at all..", says Naiad with a wink.

Chiefsgirl is learning all sorts of things

"Bobby, now Baron of Bobb..", smiles Naiad.

Naiad smiles, "We were both lost in Sol..and I heard of a spot in Buffet.."

"So I gave it to him first..", smiles Naiad.

Chiefsgirl smiles

"And then I joined Buffet after him..", smiles Naiad.

Unomee remembers naiad getting her a spot in a duchy.. the first time she ever left sol;)

"Once I got there, I proceeded to seduce all the POs there..and systematically eliminated all the female POs..", says Naiad with a wink.

Chiefsgirl laughs

"Oh my", says Kao.

Naiad grins

Unomee loves that about you Naiad;)

Kao is glad she wasn't in that duchy

Chiefsgirl asks, "Was that your plan or did it just happen?"

Naiad exclaims, "The Duchess was never there..what was I supposed to do!"

"It sort of just happened that way..", smiles Naiad.

Naiad winks and says, "But it felt good.."

[At this point, Fed crashed...]

Chiefsgirl says, "ok, let's give eveyrone a chance to get back"

Fancy says, "Wow, first "Is anything going on?" brought down Fed, then, "But it felt good..." turned out to be the magic words..."

"weeee!!", exclaims Unomee.

Chiefsgirl shakes off the crash dust

Kao applauds another example of stellar fed programming

Bozoboyz winks and says, "great timing, I think"

Magesmiley isn't going to criticize the programming anymore (not after the mess he made of Mexico)

Kao hops onto a barstool and sips her beer

Naiad smiles, "Ok.."

"I was remembering the first time a Baron came to my planet..Caesar..I was soooooo excited...he was my future father-in-law..", smiles Naiad.

"naiad... you have such a history I never knew about", Chiefsgirl says.

Naiad smiles, "In Buffet I met my future one and only ex-hubby.."

"Who was that Naiad?", Chiefsgirl asks.

Naiad smiles, "That was Tim..a big pain in the butt.."

Chiefsgirl covers a giggles

Naiad smiles, "He was the PO of Roma..a Carpenter Award planet.."

"why was he a pain in the butt?", asks Unomee.

Fancy wonders whether that was literal or figurative...

Naiad says, "He erected a temple of me.."

Unomee wants details sis;)

Naiad laughs!

"Hmmm...erection eh?", asks Kao.

"That too..", says Naiad with a wink.

Bozoboyz winks and says, "yes, is that literal or figurative too?"

Naiad winks and says, "We married..Kbear (who is now Myangel) was my maid of honour.."

"Just figuratively..", smiles Naiad.

"He was very jealous..and my father-in-law so cute..", says Naiad.

Chiefsgirl says, "oh boy"

Chiefsgirl wonders where this is going

Naiad says, "So I did what any other self-respecting Fed wife does under these circumstances.."

Naiad smiles, "I made myself an alt...Tieta.."

Unomee asks, "that was you????"

Unomee hmmmms;)

Chiefsgirl laughs

Kao says, "ahh.....for the father-in-law"

Naiad winks and says, "Of course...couldn't you tell.."

Naiad exclaims, "Yes..Tim was a Baron..I was lower..so he spied on me all the time!"

Unomee says, "ewww i hate it when lovers spy me"

Chiefsgirl smiles

"Spies.....yecch", says Kao.

Unomee winks and says, "id rather they just satisfy me"

Naiad says, "He did...all the time..whenever he was distracted, I would just do a spynet report Drexxell.."

Kao says, "works for me"

"Guaranteed to drive him crazy..", says Naiad with a wink.

"Was Drexxell his planet?", asks Fancy.

Naiad winks and says, "No..Forest was his planet...di forest worked as well.."

Fancy says, "Which I see is closed now."

Naiad smiles, "Tim kept giving me all his money.."

"All of it..", smiles Naiad.

Chiefsgirl asks, "Why?"

Naiad smiles, "He wanted me to become a Baroness.."

Naiad winks and says, "Not realizing that then he could not spy me anymore.."

Naiad smiles, "So I did..I became a Baroness and I dumped him.."

"how stupid", says Unomee.

Kao hi-5's naiad

"And making sure to get a screen, no doubt", says Fancy.

"The breakup was a messy affair..over the comms in Buffet..", smiles Naiad.

Chiefsgirl says, "ouch"

Unomee asks, "wish i hadnt missed that one.. did ya kick his ass?"

Naiad says, "If anybody would come and visit, I would hear all sorts of comments.."

"But most of my friends were there, in Buffet..and the Duchess kicked him out..", smiles Naiad.

Naiad smiles, "We are good friends now.."

"Really?", Chiefsgirl asks.

Fancy asks, "Wow, even after a nasty breakup?"

"yes! Amazing, isn't it..", smiles Naiad.

Kao thinks Naiad is too kind

Naiad frowns and says, "Tim started seeing Alikat...and we know how that ended.."

Naiad exclaims, "But I was FREE!!!!!!"

Naiad grins

"I met someone else...Manzanita..", smiles Naiad.

"We got engaged..", smiles Naiad.

"oh boy Naiad", Chiefsgirl says.

Naiad smiles, "Then an alt of Blirish broke that one up.."

"right away again ?", asks Jamel.

Chiefsgirl wonders if that was the same time he was asking her to be married to him as well

Unomee sulks cause naiad rejected her marriage proposal;)

Kao asks, "ooo which alt?"

Chiefsgirl exclaims, "And it was!"

Naiad winks and says, "Probably.."

"Ldypanther..", says Naiad.

Chiefsgirl says, "oh boy... naiad and I share a history"

"It was at this time that my old friend Miasma invited me to a party..", says Naiad.

Naiad exclaims, "I swear that I had no idea what was going on!!!!"

Kao perks...party????

"Well, I didn't either!", Chiefsgirl exclaims.

Chiefsgirl is innocent

Naiad winks and says, "Sure.."

"Miasma, .....", says Countzero.

Fancy thinks he knows the kind of party Miasma would throw...

Naiad says, "I was just told to go to...hmm..Sunfire I believe.."

Naiad says, "When I got there, there was a big pool of Jello..with lots of people in it.."

Chiefsgirl smiles and thinks of her friend Miasma

Chiefsgirl remembers that party

"mmm..jello", says Kao with a wink.

Unomee exclaims, "i saw a log of that!!!!!"

"Yes, I do remember that.", says Pico.

"I'm sure most of Fed has a log of that..", says Naiad with a wink.

Unomee winks and says, "i wasnt invited cause i was using a cheepie two hour alt"

"pretty cool party, though", says Kao.

"That is where I finally made a deeper acquaintance with Kao..CG..and lots of other people..", says Naiad with a wink.

Naiad winks and says, "I think Mage was there too.."

Pico asks, "Which one was this? the free weekend party?"

Unomee cant get the image of lime green jello being sucked out of.. ... well you know.. out of her mind

"no, it wasn't free weekend", Chiefsgirl says.

Kao says, "long time ago...."

Magesmiley asks, "hmmm?"

"might've been", says Magesmiley.

Kao loves sucking green jello....

"It was so much fun..I loved it..", smiles Naiad.

Naiad smiles, "I made lots of new friends..a whole new start for me.."

"I got to know some people better...like Jonathan..and Kao..", smiles Naiad.

"And then you moved into Connor?", Chiefsgirl asks.

Naiad says, "It took a while..Buffet was dead by then.."

"I was looking for new home..and I really wanted to get into Connor..", smiles Naiad.

"So when a spot opened up, I moved in..", smiles Naiad.

Naiad smiles, "I only left once, for one night..and moved back.."

Chiefsgirl was there when you moved in

Naiad smiles, "yes...I remember that.."

Pico asks, "When was this?"

Naiad smiles, "Hmm..I joined Connor..when..before Christmas, I believe.."

Pico says, "I remember kicking a whole lot of people once"

Naiad smiles, "And now, I am a happy Fedder..with lots of friends.."

"does anyone have any questions for Naiad?", Chiefsgirl asks.

Naiad beams!

Unomee winks and says, "naiad your the sexiest woman in fed.. besides me"

"And me", says Kao.

Naiad winks and says, "Thank you..."

Singapore winks and says, "And me...er...never mind."

Kao has a question for Naiad......!

"Yes Kao?", Chiefsgirl asks.

Kao asks, "Show us your tattoo?"

Naiad laughs!

>ex naiad
Dangerous to know, impossible to ignore: the shining lips, deep eyes that see everything you think and forgive you...and tease you. Without mercy.

Naiad slowly lifts her skirt..inch by inch...revealing her milky thighs..

Singapore begins to drool slightly....

Unomee lets loose a wild cat whistle

Kao giggles....

Naiad lifts it just enough for the little tattoo of a star within a circle to show..on her round and perky butt..

Pico chuckles, 'It got all quiet"

Fancy watches what Naiad's going to do next...

Naiad laughs and drops her skirt...

"Enough..", says Naiad with a wink.

"Any other questions for Naiad?", Chiefsgirl asks.

Bozoboyz raises his hand

"Yes Bozo?", Chiefsgirl asks.

"if you were jello, what flavor would you be?", smiles Bozoboyz.

Naiad laughs

Kao says, "lime"

Kao rolls

Singapore nods. "Lime."

"I would be Cherry flavour..", smiles Naiad.

Pico says, "I gots a question as well.."

"yes Pico?", Chiefsgirl asks.

Pico asks, "Can uh, we see that tattoo again?"

Pico grins.

Chiefsgirl laughs

Naiad laughs

Kao will never look at cherry jello again without laughing

Chiefsgirl says, "Naiad will have to schedule private appointments"

Pico says, "Drats"

"Twas worth a try, was it not?", asks Pico.

You wink and say, "It was"

"My planet is always open to guests..", smiles Naiad.

Bozoboyz winks and says, "tell us about ming"

Naiad smiles, "Ohhh...yes..."

Chiefsgirl wonders what about Ming

Naiad blushes..

Naiad smiles, "Well...we met when I was a merchant.."

"He took me under his wing..", says Naiad.

"Ming's Wing?", asks Singapore.

Pico asks, "Ming's gotta wing?"

"And taught me many things..", says Naiad with a wink.

Naiad winks and says, "Yes..he has wings.."

"Ming's Wing's things?", asks Singapore.

Naiad laughs!

"Ming's Wings.. Sounds like a chicken joint.", says Pico.

Singapore senses a pattern....

Unomee asks, "and onion breath too.. right naiad?"

"He abducted me a few times...I taught him how to brush his teeth..", smiles Naiad.

Kao crawls onto the bar and snogs Naiad...."mmm..love that toothpaste"

Naiad smiles, "Then he finally let me go..and gave me the beautiful statue I have on my planet.."

Unomee nods.. naiad has such a sexy mouth;)

"Where is this statue?", Chiefsgirl asks.

Chiefsgirl makes note to see this later

Countzero says, "on Sprawl"

"It's carved from a sapphire..South twice from my LP", smiles Naiad.

Naiad smiles, "I also have a statue of myself in orbit around another planet in Connor...Too.."

"You do?", Chiefsgirl asks.

Naiad nods

Naiad smiles, "East from the orbit.."

Naiad winks and says, "Many teleporting Barons died looking at it.."

Chiefsgirl says, "I can imagine"

"To die for, eh?", asks Fancy.

"They just got the LP number wrong..", says Naiad with a wink.

Jamel asks, "teleport lillith ?"

Singapore nods to Jamel "It's worth the trip."

Naiad winks and says, "Hmm...Just go to 10 and walk..I don't remember the number.."

"now, is that plain cherry jello, or do you add things to it?", says Bozoboyz with a wink.

"Cut up fruits sometimes..", smiles Naiad.

Unomee likes it when a little cream is added;)

"Any other questions for Naiad?", Chiefsgirl asks.

Naiad has bought you a bowl of Naiad's special Jello!!

Bozoboyz smiles, "so does this jello come in a package or is it homemade?"

Kao says, "Home made, Bozo"

"Homemade!! With the freshest CHerry juice!", exclaims Naiad.

Magesmiley doesn't feel like picking on Naiad with chicken questions

Kao says, "Special Sisters of Darkshadow recipe"

Naiad laughs!

Naiad smiles, "Thank you all so very much for coming...my mission in Fed is to eventually know and be friends with every single player.."

"All four of them?", asks Singapore.

"i got a question", says Unomee.

Naiad smiles, "As much as possible.."

Jamel asks, "will lillith ever go duchy ?"

"naiad.. will you reconsider my proposal? i would love to have you for a wife", says Unomee with a wink.

"No..I doubt it...Baronesses are rarer these days than Duchesses..", says Naiad with a wink.

"And I will never get married again...", smiles Naiad.

Unomee sighs.. feeling soooo rejected.. someone please cheer her up...

"I just can not be faithful..", smiles Naiad.

"oh thats not a problem naiad!!", smiles Unomee.

Chiefsgirl admires a woman that knows her mind

"And it's not worth the trouble if I can't be..", smiles Naiad.

"see i am working on some open marriage vows", says Unomee with a wink.

"I want to thank you all for coming to the Meet & Greet.", Chiefsgirl says.

Kao applauds CG and Naiad

Chiefsgirl says, "If I was at home, I'd know who next week's guest is"

"Thank you for having me, CG", smiles Naiad.

"Thank you for being my guest Naiad", Chiefsgirl says.

Chiefsgirl says, "I hope you will all join me next week at 9pm Eastern for another Meet & Greet"

"Special Guest, Pico!", exclaims Pico.

Pico chuckles

Unomee asks, "pico is the next victim?"

Chiefsgirl says, "I'd love to have Pico as a guest"

"Well, I can't next week..", says Pico.

Chiefsgirl says, "But I'm booked until September"

"Can you believe it?", Chiefsgirl asks.

Willianna smiles at Naiad

"but It's Pico, I'm sure you can bump someone", says Pico.

"I mean c'mon, Fed's most evilest here..", says Pico.

"i probably could Pico", Chiefsgirl says.

"pico your not the most evil", says Unomee.

Naiad asks, "You're evil??"

Pico says, "When I want to be, YES I AM"

Pico says, "Hey, well, when you Meet and Greet me, you'll think otherwise"

"You pick a sunday Pico", Chiefsgirl says.

Pico says, "Two weeks"

"ok, two weeks from today?", Chiefsgirl asks.

"'Ayup", says Pico.

Chiefsgirl says, "ok, I'll send you email"

"I still got my original Fed SN", says Pico.

"How many of you can say that!", exclaims Pico.

Fancy says, "I can, Pico"

Pico says, "That screen name is 5 years old"

"Thanks Pcio", Chiefsgirl says.

Chiefsgirl asks, "Anyone else want to be a future Meet & Greet guest?"

"if you are desperate...sure", says Kao with a wink.

"She said she was booked til Sept", says Pico.

"I don't think she's desperate", says Pico.

You wink and say, "i already have you booked Kao"

Pico winks at Kao

Kao asks, "You do?"

Pico says, "She went over you head and added you without your permission"

"I wouldn't take that, lets see a jello brawl!", exclaims Pico.

"oh....wow......when? I forgot", says Kao.

Pico nods to the barkeep to bring in the small pool of multiflavored jello

"my schedule is at home... I'll check and get back to you", Chiefsgirl says.

Chiefsgirl is out of town

"Okay, I wanna tough clean fight, no hitting below the belt..", says Pico.

"Ok.....", says Kao.

Chiefsgirl says, "Well, I must get back to the party...."

"See you all", Chiefsgirl says.

Chiefsgirl waves


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